PTIJ: Who should I vote for? (21st Knesset Edition)
It is an obligation to participate in creating the Knesset, as the halacha says (SA OC 150:1):
כופים ... זה את זה לבנות ... הכנסת
[People] should force one another to build ... the Knesset.
Today the Knesset is "built" on our votes.
So we see that we must vote, the question now is who to vote for?
Please provide sources that "specifically mention"* a candidate or party running in the current Knesset elections as someone either worth voting for or who should not be voted for.**
* Sources can be Biblical, Talmudic, or Halachic, but the mention must be Purim Torah -- based on a pun or misunderstanding of the quote. I specifically do not want any real modern-day rabbis saying who to vote for in this election. The candidate/party can be identified either by name or by a defining characteristic.
** It shouldn't just be any "mention" of the candidate's name, but rather specifically something related to voting or a position of power, etc.
Obviously this is not the final stand on who to vote for, as always, consult your rabbi.
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
Please leave your personal politics out of this.
Note that we are not telling you who to vote for in this question. For some real Torah-based opinions on what to take into account when voting, see the following questions:
- Voting for Jews in elections
- Voting on "Who's good for the Jews?"
- Voting for a person that will not uphold Torah values
(This question is a copy of my question from a few years ago about the US elections.)
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It is an obligation to participate in creating the Knesset, as the halacha says (SA OC 150:1):
כופים ... זה את זה לבנות ... הכנסת
[People] should force one another to build ... the Knesset.
Today the Knesset is "built" on our votes.
So we see that we must vote, the question now is who to vote for?
Please provide sources that "specifically mention"* a candidate or party running in the current Knesset elections as someone either worth voting for or who should not be voted for.**
* Sources can be Biblical, Talmudic, or Halachic, but the mention must be Purim Torah -- based on a pun or misunderstanding of the quote. I specifically do not want any real modern-day rabbis saying who to vote for in this election. The candidate/party can be identified either by name or by a defining characteristic.
** It shouldn't just be any "mention" of the candidate's name, but rather specifically something related to voting or a position of power, etc.
Obviously this is not the final stand on who to vote for, as always, consult your rabbi.
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
Please leave your personal politics out of this.
Note that we are not telling you who to vote for in this question. For some real Torah-based opinions on what to take into account when voting, see the following questions:
- Voting for Jews in elections
- Voting on "Who's good for the Jews?"
- Voting for a person that will not uphold Torah values
(This question is a copy of my question from a few years ago about the US elections.)
purim-torah-in-jest
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BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
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Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
– mbloch
13 hours ago
1
@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
1
Welcome back Scimonster!
– DonielF
13 hours ago
I thought stalk was part of an herb
– Dr. Shmuel
7 hours ago
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It is an obligation to participate in creating the Knesset, as the halacha says (SA OC 150:1):
כופים ... זה את זה לבנות ... הכנסת
[People] should force one another to build ... the Knesset.
Today the Knesset is "built" on our votes.
So we see that we must vote, the question now is who to vote for?
Please provide sources that "specifically mention"* a candidate or party running in the current Knesset elections as someone either worth voting for or who should not be voted for.**
* Sources can be Biblical, Talmudic, or Halachic, but the mention must be Purim Torah -- based on a pun or misunderstanding of the quote. I specifically do not want any real modern-day rabbis saying who to vote for in this election. The candidate/party can be identified either by name or by a defining characteristic.
** It shouldn't just be any "mention" of the candidate's name, but rather specifically something related to voting or a position of power, etc.
Obviously this is not the final stand on who to vote for, as always, consult your rabbi.
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
Please leave your personal politics out of this.
Note that we are not telling you who to vote for in this question. For some real Torah-based opinions on what to take into account when voting, see the following questions:
- Voting for Jews in elections
- Voting on "Who's good for the Jews?"
- Voting for a person that will not uphold Torah values
(This question is a copy of my question from a few years ago about the US elections.)
purim-torah-in-jest
It is an obligation to participate in creating the Knesset, as the halacha says (SA OC 150:1):
כופים ... זה את זה לבנות ... הכנסת
[People] should force one another to build ... the Knesset.
Today the Knesset is "built" on our votes.
So we see that we must vote, the question now is who to vote for?
Please provide sources that "specifically mention"* a candidate or party running in the current Knesset elections as someone either worth voting for or who should not be voted for.**
* Sources can be Biblical, Talmudic, or Halachic, but the mention must be Purim Torah -- based on a pun or misunderstanding of the quote. I specifically do not want any real modern-day rabbis saying who to vote for in this election. The candidate/party can be identified either by name or by a defining characteristic.
** It shouldn't just be any "mention" of the candidate's name, but rather specifically something related to voting or a position of power, etc.
Obviously this is not the final stand on who to vote for, as always, consult your rabbi.
This question is Purim Torah and is not intended to be taken completely seriously. See the Purim Torah policy.
Please leave your personal politics out of this.
Note that we are not telling you who to vote for in this question. For some real Torah-based opinions on what to take into account when voting, see the following questions:
- Voting for Jews in elections
- Voting on "Who's good for the Jews?"
- Voting for a person that will not uphold Torah values
(This question is a copy of my question from a few years ago about the US elections.)
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BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
3
Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
– mbloch
13 hours ago
1
@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
1
Welcome back Scimonster!
– DonielF
13 hours ago
I thought stalk was part of an herb
– Dr. Shmuel
7 hours ago
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1
BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
3
Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
– mbloch
13 hours ago
1
@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
1
Welcome back Scimonster!
– DonielF
13 hours ago
I thought stalk was part of an herb
– Dr. Shmuel
7 hours ago
1
1
BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
3
3
Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
– mbloch
13 hours ago
Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
– mbloch
13 hours ago
1
1
@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
1
1
Welcome back Scimonster!
– DonielF
13 hours ago
Welcome back Scimonster!
– DonielF
13 hours ago
I thought stalk was part of an herb
– Dr. Shmuel
7 hours ago
I thought stalk was part of an herb
– Dr. Shmuel
7 hours ago
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It seems like Kulanu is a good, qualified party for leadership, as we proclaim in the Passover Haggada:
כולנו חכמים, כולנו נבונים, כולנו יודעים את התורה
Kulanu are wise, Kulanu are insightful, Kulanu know the Torah
Those seem like good qualities for leadership of the Jewish State.
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I wouldn’t vote for any of these guys, they all speak modern Hebrew, and transgress the Shulchan Aruch 52:12:
אין ממנין מי שקור' לאלפי"ן עייני"ן ולעייני"ן אלפי"ן:
One should not appoint a person [to be leader] who reads "aleph"s like "ayin"s and "ayin"s like "aleph"s.
Maharsha (Megillah 24a) cites this terrible phenomenon as only occurring with people from חיפה and בית שאן in Israel. Therefore, according to the Shulchan Aruch, we shall only appoint those who do not hail from these two locations.
2
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
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We should vote for Kadima, as it says in Bamidbar 34:3
והיה לכם גבול נגב, מקצה ים-המלח קדמה
And the Southern border all the way to the Dead Sea shall be yours, Kadima
2
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
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Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Likud, as Rashi writes on Iyov 15:24:
כאותו המלך שהוא עתיד ליקוד באש של גיהנם
Like that ruler whom He will, [from] Likud, [place] in the fires of Gehinnom.
Obviously the reasoning is as we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Surely we should try to make peace with them, rather than rain fire on them.
I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
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Vote for Likud, as per the Midrash of R’ Akiva:
וליקוד לך
And Likud will be for you
Likewise we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Chamas is an existential threat to Israel. We need a leader like this.
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מקור מים חיים על בעל שם טוב
ויקרא, ט׳:ב
‘שס טוב’- sha”s is good
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6 Answers
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It seems like Kulanu is a good, qualified party for leadership, as we proclaim in the Passover Haggada:
כולנו חכמים, כולנו נבונים, כולנו יודעים את התורה
Kulanu are wise, Kulanu are insightful, Kulanu know the Torah
Those seem like good qualities for leadership of the Jewish State.
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It seems like Kulanu is a good, qualified party for leadership, as we proclaim in the Passover Haggada:
כולנו חכמים, כולנו נבונים, כולנו יודעים את התורה
Kulanu are wise, Kulanu are insightful, Kulanu know the Torah
Those seem like good qualities for leadership of the Jewish State.
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It seems like Kulanu is a good, qualified party for leadership, as we proclaim in the Passover Haggada:
כולנו חכמים, כולנו נבונים, כולנו יודעים את התורה
Kulanu are wise, Kulanu are insightful, Kulanu know the Torah
Those seem like good qualities for leadership of the Jewish State.
It seems like Kulanu is a good, qualified party for leadership, as we proclaim in the Passover Haggada:
כולנו חכמים, כולנו נבונים, כולנו יודעים את התורה
Kulanu are wise, Kulanu are insightful, Kulanu know the Torah
Those seem like good qualities for leadership of the Jewish State.
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I wouldn’t vote for any of these guys, they all speak modern Hebrew, and transgress the Shulchan Aruch 52:12:
אין ממנין מי שקור' לאלפי"ן עייני"ן ולעייני"ן אלפי"ן:
One should not appoint a person [to be leader] who reads "aleph"s like "ayin"s and "ayin"s like "aleph"s.
Maharsha (Megillah 24a) cites this terrible phenomenon as only occurring with people from חיפה and בית שאן in Israel. Therefore, according to the Shulchan Aruch, we shall only appoint those who do not hail from these two locations.
2
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
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I wouldn’t vote for any of these guys, they all speak modern Hebrew, and transgress the Shulchan Aruch 52:12:
אין ממנין מי שקור' לאלפי"ן עייני"ן ולעייני"ן אלפי"ן:
One should not appoint a person [to be leader] who reads "aleph"s like "ayin"s and "ayin"s like "aleph"s.
Maharsha (Megillah 24a) cites this terrible phenomenon as only occurring with people from חיפה and בית שאן in Israel. Therefore, according to the Shulchan Aruch, we shall only appoint those who do not hail from these two locations.
2
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
add a comment |
I wouldn’t vote for any of these guys, they all speak modern Hebrew, and transgress the Shulchan Aruch 52:12:
אין ממנין מי שקור' לאלפי"ן עייני"ן ולעייני"ן אלפי"ן:
One should not appoint a person [to be leader] who reads "aleph"s like "ayin"s and "ayin"s like "aleph"s.
Maharsha (Megillah 24a) cites this terrible phenomenon as only occurring with people from חיפה and בית שאן in Israel. Therefore, according to the Shulchan Aruch, we shall only appoint those who do not hail from these two locations.
I wouldn’t vote for any of these guys, they all speak modern Hebrew, and transgress the Shulchan Aruch 52:12:
אין ממנין מי שקור' לאלפי"ן עייני"ן ולעייני"ן אלפי"ן:
One should not appoint a person [to be leader] who reads "aleph"s like "ayin"s and "ayin"s like "aleph"s.
Maharsha (Megillah 24a) cites this terrible phenomenon as only occurring with people from חיפה and בית שאן in Israel. Therefore, according to the Shulchan Aruch, we shall only appoint those who do not hail from these two locations.
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The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
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2
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
2
2
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
The Shas candidates don't speak properly?
– Heshy
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
You shall probably vote for them, then! @heshy
– Dr. Shmuel
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
Only ashkenazim make that mistake
– Lo ani
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani And Haifans and Beit Shaanites - Megillah 24b
– Y e z
14 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
@Loani, as do many Israeli Sephardim
– Noach MiFrankfurt
11 hours ago
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We should vote for Kadima, as it says in Bamidbar 34:3
והיה לכם גבול נגב, מקצה ים-המלח קדמה
And the Southern border all the way to the Dead Sea shall be yours, Kadima
2
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
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We should vote for Kadima, as it says in Bamidbar 34:3
והיה לכם גבול נגב, מקצה ים-המלח קדמה
And the Southern border all the way to the Dead Sea shall be yours, Kadima
2
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
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We should vote for Kadima, as it says in Bamidbar 34:3
והיה לכם גבול נגב, מקצה ים-המלח קדמה
And the Southern border all the way to the Dead Sea shall be yours, Kadima
We should vote for Kadima, as it says in Bamidbar 34:3
והיה לכם גבול נגב, מקצה ים-המלח קדמה
And the Southern border all the way to the Dead Sea shall be yours, Kadima
answered 14 hours ago
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I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
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2
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
2
2
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
I don’t think Kadima exists anymore
– Joel K
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
"party running in the current Knesset elections" ;)
– Scimonster
13 hours ago
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Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Likud, as Rashi writes on Iyov 15:24:
כאותו המלך שהוא עתיד ליקוד באש של גיהנם
Like that ruler whom He will, [from] Likud, [place] in the fires of Gehinnom.
Obviously the reasoning is as we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Surely we should try to make peace with them, rather than rain fire on them.
I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
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Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Likud, as Rashi writes on Iyov 15:24:
כאותו המלך שהוא עתיד ליקוד באש של גיהנם
Like that ruler whom He will, [from] Likud, [place] in the fires of Gehinnom.
Obviously the reasoning is as we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Surely we should try to make peace with them, rather than rain fire on them.
I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
add a comment |
Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Likud, as Rashi writes on Iyov 15:24:
כאותו המלך שהוא עתיד ליקוד באש של גיהנם
Like that ruler whom He will, [from] Likud, [place] in the fires of Gehinnom.
Obviously the reasoning is as we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Surely we should try to make peace with them, rather than rain fire on them.
Whatever you do, do NOT vote for Likud, as Rashi writes on Iyov 15:24:
כאותו המלך שהוא עתיד ליקוד באש של גיהנם
Like that ruler whom He will, [from] Likud, [place] in the fires of Gehinnom.
Obviously the reasoning is as we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Surely we should try to make peace with them, rather than rain fire on them.
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I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
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I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
I understand the second source to be comparing Likud to Hamas’s fires (missiles or incendiary balloons)
– LN6595
11 hours ago
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Vote for Likud, as per the Midrash of R’ Akiva:
וליקוד לך
And Likud will be for you
Likewise we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Chamas is an existential threat to Israel. We need a leader like this.
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Vote for Likud, as per the Midrash of R’ Akiva:
וליקוד לך
And Likud will be for you
Likewise we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Chamas is an existential threat to Israel. We need a leader like this.
add a comment |
Vote for Likud, as per the Midrash of R’ Akiva:
וליקוד לך
And Likud will be for you
Likewise we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Chamas is an existential threat to Israel. We need a leader like this.
Vote for Likud, as per the Midrash of R’ Akiva:
וליקוד לך
And Likud will be for you
Likewise we say in Selichos of Aseres Yimei Teshuvah:
חַיַּת בְּנוֹ לִיקוֹד כִּקְדוֹחַ אֵשׁ הֲמָסִים:
A beast is his son, Likud, like raining down fire [on] Chamas.
Chamas is an existential threat to Israel. We need a leader like this.
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מקור מים חיים על בעל שם טוב
ויקרא, ט׳:ב
‘שס טוב’- sha”s is good
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מקור מים חיים על בעל שם טוב
ויקרא, ט׳:ב
‘שס טוב’- sha”s is good
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מקור מים חיים על בעל שם טוב
ויקרא, ט׳:ב
‘שס טוב’- sha”s is good
מקור מים חיים על בעל שם טוב
ויקרא, ט׳:ב
‘שס טוב’- sha”s is good
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BTW I see Bibi mentioned all over the Gemara - בבי this, בבי that
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Welcome back, feels like ages I haven't seen you around !!
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@mbloch Thanks! You're right, i haven't been around much, but i do still stalk SE and read stuff.
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Welcome back Scimonster!
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I thought stalk was part of an herb
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